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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Jesus To Speak On Intelligent Design In Dover

(DOVER) - As the dialogue continues in and around this York County community about whether intelligent design has a place in the science classroom, Jesus Christ announced today that He plans to speak at a town hall meeting on the concept later this month.

"I simply plan to present my views on this compelling issue," Christ said. "Obviously, I back the concept, though I look forward to hearing other perspectives. I look forward to a robust discussion."

Christ said He wanted to wait until the controversy stemming from the federal trial over the concept died down before visiting with residents in the Dover area.

Christ's speech will take place on March 17 at the Dover Township Community Building on Davidsburg Road. It is to coincide with the Dover Township Fire Department's annual Gun Raffle and Feed.

The event will take the form of a town hall meeting, and will be hosted by WGAL-TV reporter Ben Simmoneau.