Publisher D. Editor announced today that 2007 was the most successful year The Central PA Gazelle has ever had.
The publication began publicating on December 23, 2006, with a skeleton staff of one person.
"It all started with a dream," D. Editor said. "I dreamed I could start a blog dedicated to sexual relations with farm animals. Upon discovering that idea was taken by approximately 763 other online entrepreneurs, I changed course."
"I'd personally like to thank all of the public officials who have done stupid shit over the past year and sparked story ideas," D. Editor said. "Please keep it up."
"Oh, we will," the public officials responded, in unison. "We will."
(Click here to read the first-ever lame-ass article published in The Central PA Gazelle.)
