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Monday, September 3, 2007

New Guide Outlines Hot State Park Sex Spots

(HARRISBURG) - Citing growing interest in the subject since the airport bathroom arrest of Idaho Senator Larry Craig, the Pennsylvania Department of Conservation and Natural Resources today unveiled the "State Park Guide For Anonymous Sex Encounters."

The pocket-sized book features glossy pages to prevent sticking and contains suggested rendezvous locations as well as tips on gestures and signals to use to initiate a sexual act.

"There are many state park spots where we want to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere," said DCNR Secretary Michael DiBerardinis. "This guide is about all those other places where our park rangers look the other way."

"Whether it's for hiking, camping, swimming or anonymous sex, we want Pennsylvanians to know that our state parks are open for business," DiBerardinis said.