(HARRISBURG) - Former Harrisburg Area Community College President Edna Baehre has announced plans to wed Congressman John Dingell of Michigan.
Baehre, who recently accepted a job as president of Napa Valley Community College in California, said she will hyphenate her new last name, which will be Dingell-Baehre.
The couple met on a quail hunting expedition in Montana. "It was love at first gunshot," Dingell said. "That chick can really down some birds." He said her "cool, spiky hair" was also "a major draw."
Baehre said she has always had a crush on Norman Fell and that Dingell reminds her of him. "Much like Mrs. Roper, my sexual appetite is insatiable," she said.
